March 2012
6 posts
Best.
jordanrock:
Mateo: you guys gonna share the futon? Adam: (to me) want to try and ruin normal dicks for me?
Wow I laughed hard.
it’s cute when adam pretends that normal dicks aren’t already ruined for him.
OH GOD THE COCOA BUTTER. it feels so good on my scabby tattoo. plus i smell delicious.
my mom made me a pillowcase out of some really, really ugly fabric. but i will probably still use it because she made it and i love her.
February 2012
150 posts
literally just got called an ‘awful white person’ and accused of deliberately hurting and disrespecting people’s ancestral lineage. so there’s that. i think that’s about enough tumblr for today, Jordan and Adam are coming! wish Danny the girl still was, too!
mikedagonz asked: You mah boi swift!
Anonymous asked: Regardless, you're a cutie. Last time #creepin.
Anonymous asked: Appreciated. wouldn't want a gal getting her hopes up. Hail Satan.
IT IS SO WINDY IN SANTA CRUZ RIGHT NOW
Anonymous asked: I'm not either, just mindlessly flirting. Sorry to offend.
Anonymous asked: Haha. ;P Tell me about the girls you like. How do they look/act? What qualities are necessary/deal-breakers?
Anonymous asked: 2g is my goal size, I'm for one am too down with experimenting with the abilities of placing ones tongue inside another ones self made orifices. Also, It looks absolutely great on you. You're the prettiest cluster of atoms I've seen in quite a minute.
benlol asked: Star wars brofist! Hell yeah, what time?
Anonymous asked: Yo Well nigga, ah think you should git da symbol o' star wars rebellion tattooed on yo' crank shaft Ya' dig?
llane asked: your anon(s) are cracking me the fuck up right meow
Anonymous asked: On a non well-written and sweet note : i want to stick my tongue in your philtrum.
Anonymous asked: Yo How much o' yo' body do you wants tattooed? Do you ever wants ta git yo' face tattooed? Ya' know what I'm sayin'?
Anonymous asked: yo nigga, ah wants ta go on uh stroll wif you ta da icecream swapmeet, which iz yo' favorite flavor o' ice cream? peep this shit
Anonymous asked: It's gotta' be galla'
Anonymous asked: Have you ever had vegan mayonnaise licked off your toes?
Anonymous asked: I just wanted to say you are quite attractive and such c:
Anonymous asked: In the most respectful way possible, I want to memorize the peaks of your upper lip, i want know know you mouth with mine. I want to learn the curve and to kiss.
Anonymous asked: Have you ever eaten apples with BBQ sauce?
Anonymous asked: How many toes do you have?
i’ve decided to allow anonymous inquiries for the time being. if you have something ‘silly’ that you want answered, or are otherwise just shy, now’s your chance. speak up before someone ruins it and i get fed up and disable anon again.
gogovegan:
mrgoatxvx:
my two least favorite style adjectives: dapper. kitchy. STOP IT.
Shush up, mister! I will use dapper as I see fit!
bahaha i am just having one of those moments where i hear those two words so often to describe clothing and style that they are losing all meaning. i feel bad for such lovely adjectives as “smart” and “modish.”
i’m just...
my two least favorite style adjectives: dapper. kitchy. STOP IT.
My favorite bible verse to beat off to:
“Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.” -Ezekiel 23:19-21
feel free to...
i have decided that i will be getting tattooed by pat blackstorm on good friday. i can’t tell you what i’ll be getting just yet, other than the fact that it is a tattoo that pat himself wears, and it is ripe with blasphemy.
Forewarned is Forearmed: Veggies Owned by Monsanto →
gogovegan:
Boycott the monster who is trying to contaminate every corner of our food supply. If you are planting your own veggies, here is a list of varieties that Monsanto sells. Steer clear!
reblog for garden justice.
